Saturday, June 27, 2009

man dat day......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ausum..i stl thank piyush dat he took me wid him dat day....As, if he wudnt have done dat..i was not b able 2 c dese 2 girls.....ok my 1st treaction was "salle tu sharat lga le inme se ek ko to main coll. khatm hone se phellee pta kar dikhaonga"......dats wat i said 2 piyush..aftr i say dem..

wel mind u....

both of dem were not lyk da hottest 1s. as in floundering dere legs in a skirts or shorts.....bt were pretyy gud faces....have nva saw dem in da college b4....both off dem were makin some kind off notes on da terrace of da canteen..and i was shock 2 c dat..as in holidays were goin on...nd how come nebudy is so studious 2 come to coll. especially in holidays 2 complete a few stupid notes....even me n piyush die hard study fans hadnt done dat uptil nw....

yeah nw bout da girls.....

dere dressing sense was gud nugh....as 1 of dem were wearing dis dark blue color jeans wid hha fullsleve sweatshirt which was so long as, was covering her asss.....she has dat fyn figure 2....prety,qute sober face....nd most importendly "khate peetee ghar ki thi"....."aur mughe to waise bhi hadiyon k dhanchee toh pasand hi nai hai".....mere liyo to yahi sahi thi....nd believe me dats sa same i said 2 piyush.....

da oder 1 was ausum 2.....but she was lyk dat "hadiyon ka dhancha".....though she was quite fair.."aur mughe toh "hadiyon ka dhancha kya hadiyan b chalengi""......she was wearing a white skirt with long boots.....nd a blue black stripes top....she was lookin gud.....quite pretty.....

wen piyush was filling da form.....i dnt knw hw come but i was gazing dem......m not cheap....but certainly dnt knw hw come....i was doin dis sin....actualyy i was confused....nd was thinkin "k yar kisse dekhu"....."gol wali ko ya gori wali ko".....dono hi achhi thi.....and suddenly dey saw me....nd dey find me gazing dem.....wel da most emmbarising moment of lyf was 2 to take place....as, dey both saw me raised dere eyebrows nd went from dere.....bad luck....

but dnt 4gt m bond james bond.....dis is wat i always says 2 me.....as m a fan of pierce brossman....han nd after dat piyush said me " koi fayda nai hai..kuch nai hoga....dekha nai kitna attitude hai".....hmmmm......4a while even thought dat....but den suddenly i said him "abeey shart lga coll. khatm hone se phele inme se ek ko to ptaonga hee....dnt 4get budyy bond m james bond" nd he replied "thik hai deres 1 whole year dat coll is gona finish....to lagi do-do hazar ki(2000)....agar tune pta liya is pure sall mein to agree k tu bond hai aur nai to"......nd even b4 he cud complete da sentence....i agreed 4 da bet....mannnn

hw come me.....i was nt lyk dat k "ladki patane ki sharat lagaaon" bt apne aap ko aamir khan samagh rha tha....to josh josh mein lga to li.....

par jab ghar jane ka tym aaya....actualy....dtc ki 479 ki wait karte hue us coll. k bhar walle bus stp par.....jab ek sexy si ladki ko honda civic mein jate dekha....to tab ye soch k "phatt gayi k agar wo dono south dilli mein rhene wali koi rahees nakchadi ladkiyan hui toh.....impossible wo kha ek bank employee k bete se paten gi....aur wo b jis k pass dilli mein ghar aur gadi toh kya 1 bike b nai hai....han par paison k mamlre hath tight nai hai.....usi tym undar se 1 aur awaaz ayi....CHOOTIYEN ladki pate gi tabi to use pta chalega k paison ki kami nai hai....use phele kya ukhad lega"....

us din sara din ghar jakr yahi sochta rha.....waise baap ne paison ki kami toh nai chodi thi....dilli meain jha log footpath par sote hain....main east punjabi bagh jaise posh area mein 2 room appartment mein rhta tha....waise dheradun mein 500 sq yard ki achhi khasi khoti hai....aur wo bhi rajpur road pe....dharadun ka "south dilli" khe lo.....

par ye to chhoddo....un dono ka chera puri rat ankhon k samne sa gya nai.....jhooth nai bolunaga....gol wali kucha zada hi yad aaa rai thi.....

fir kya raat ka tym ho gya tha.....bas 1 breezer peee.....ramu k passs american chopsey khayi aur ghar aakr so gya......ramu east punjabi bagh mein ek cab par chinese khana bnata hai....sahi banda hai....mughe concession to nai par slaam zarur karta hai....izzat badti hai bhaiya....

bas fir ghar wapas aaya....gane sunte sunte....gol wali yad aati rahi.....aur usi ki dhun m ein pta nai kab ankh lag gayi........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, June 25, 2009

4th JANUARY 2007

I remember dat day. When in da early mrng piyush caled me up 4 a favour.

He was back in delhi. Dat was a chilly winter day.

I remember da 9t b4 was recorded as da coldest 9t in last 50 yrs in delhi.

Dat was 5 in da mrng on 4th of January 2007.

when i was sleepin in my new blanket which my mom gave me when i visited back home last year during my colllege dushhera holidays.

my ph.rang. nd it was piyush.

He had a tumor operation in last dec.

So, he was unable 2 fill da final xam forms of da college.

V both r 4m outside delhi.

His native place is Gorakhpur in U.P nd mine is Dheradune.

v were here 2 study B.COM 4m DELHI UNIVERSITY nd got admission in dis SOUTH CAMPUS

coll.

V were i n r second year bt stl very "sober n shant" jaise sirf Paddai hi hamra maqsad tha v were of dat Intellectual Communist types....tym se lecture attend karna aur brk mein canteen mein samose aur chai pete samay Politics,M.B.A or Accounts,Law,Strock Market ya fir Rock Music discuss karna han ya fir chess khelna..shayad kabi koi "Girl Friend" nai pati thi na.......isiliye..aisa nai tha k hum pta nai sakte the par abi tak 'Dilli' ki hawa nai lagi thi.

neways .......;

Back to da topic....

Some how he managed 2 bribe da office clerck in south campus.

who agreed 2 help him.

so, he wanted me 2 accompain him. Initialy I was not inclined but den i said i wud come.

r college is not a very cool place 2 hang out. Though it was not dat bad 2.

Me n piyush nva demoralised r college. Though i used 2 nd even till date demoralise da croud ova dere.

"but it was not dat bad" dis is wat he alwys say 2 me. nd i used 2 wonder y da hell he says dis.."issee ye Suit wali Ladkiyan aur ye Saand Mushtande JAAT kaise accha croud lagta hai"..

aisa nai th ak pura college hi aise croud se bhara hua tha....par achha croud dekhne k liye hume kafi mehnat karni padti thi....."Jeans wali Ladkiyan aur Rock Music sunne wale ladke" the to sai par kafi kum....aur yahi 1 sab se badi wajah thi k maine ek b Girl friend nai patayi.....kyonki mughe kabi koi mughe "MERE TYPE" ki mili hi nai....aur mughe to ye b lagne laga tha k mere type ki to yahan to koi milegi hi nai......

but dat day wen v were sittin on da terrace of da canteen......

I saw dese 2 GIRLS...........

ND....................... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!